Vortex Wars

EFFACÉ

Granted but that money was stolen from the Bank.

I wish that I could live on the moon.

GRANTED BUT YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE ONLY BUILDING WITH JEREMYTHEEMPEROR.




I WISH SCOTLAND COULD WIN THE WORLD CUP.

(PS. sharing the moon with jeremy would be awesome )

Granted but then Scotlant discovered the Gold Cup was actually made of chocolate.

I wish Jeremy and Highlander were friends and not trying to kill each other.

Granted but then Scotland became a part of USA

I wish that I could turn invisible

EFFACÉ

Granted but in doing that you become sad.

I wish I lived somewhere else.

Granted but that Somewhere else is a dumpster

I wish I would be popular on youtube.

GRANTED BUT IT'S JUST ANOTHER JACKASS STUNT FAIL.




I WISH I COULD BE A FAMOUS SINGER.