Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

The title pretty much sais it all. Post a yo'momma joke roasting the person before you. Since I am first I will pick a random user. (By random I mean I wrote 10 regular users name on little peices of paper and randomly reached in and got one)
Ratburntro yo 'momma so fat then when she goes to a resteraunt the chef has to call for back up.
WARNING:
Do not play this game if you cannot take a joke (*cough* techgump *cough* *cough*)
DO NOT get yo momma jokes on the internet. There is no way to prevent you from doing so but if you
do you bring disgrace to the name Yo ' Momma Jokes.
Do not put offensive yo momma jokes like talking about someones race or gender (maybe gender if its REALLY funny
(just kidding) )
All these rules are for your own protection. (and so this topic doesnt get locked by a forum mod *cough* Betagen *cough* * cough*)
Thats pretty much it:
LET THE ROASTING BEGIN...
Ratburntro yo 'momma so fat then when she goes to a resteraunt the chef has to call for back up.
WARNING:
Do not play this game if you cannot take a joke (*cough* techgump *cough* *cough*)
DO NOT get yo momma jokes on the internet. There is no way to prevent you from doing so but if you
do you bring disgrace to the name Yo ' Momma Jokes.
Do not put offensive yo momma jokes like talking about someones race or gender (maybe gender if its REALLY funny

All these rules are for your own protection. (and so this topic doesnt get locked by a forum mod *cough* Betagen *cough* * cough*)
Thats pretty much it:
LET THE ROASTING BEGIN...