Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

[attackbomb]

Yo mamma so fat that when she was an astronaut, there was a new planet
ASSITER

[guineazilla]

You mamma so dumb she made friends with JB.

[Autumnwolf17]

You mamma so dumb she made friends with JB.

Yo momma changed that about nine months before you were born.

[guineazilla]

... o.O XD Wolf wins, I got nothing. And by nothing, I mean:
Yo' mamma so dumb that she thought that was my mamma.

[Autumnwolf17]

... o.O XD Wolf wins, I got nothing. And by nothing, I mean:
Yo' mamma so dumb that she thought that was my mamma.

Yo momma so ugly, it's understandable.

[guineazilla]

Yo mammal so old AND so fat that she caused the splitting of Pangaea.

[Autumnwolf17]

Yo mammal so old AND so fat that she caused the splitting of Pangaea.

Yo momma must miss her other half.

We need an insult & comeback topic. You make?

[guineazilla]

You'd mamma is so fat that she can straggle the space-time continuum.
How do I do that?
And no, I'm to paranoid.

[royalblue]

Yo momma jokes? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she needs two trips.
Yo momma so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo momma so poor that she can't afford to pay attention.

[Joshua]

Yo mama so stupid, when a burglar stole her TV she ran out into the street yelling 'YOU FORGOT THE REMOTEEEEE!!!'