King of the Hill

[>(FM)<]

I laugh at the synths failure as Liberty Prime seemingly gives 0 f**ks.
He nukes them with as many nukes as need be, while also yelling something about democracy.

FM & Prime Hill

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately, since the synths were teleported on your Hill, the nukes also destroy a very large part of it, along with the Vault you're sitting in. I then mind control Elder Maxson and make him tell all the remaining Brotherhood troops on your ravaged Hill, which is now a Crater, to go back to Boston.

Our Hill, Nobody's Crater.

[Drone6o3]

Uhm Neo... You're not whitelisted, nor do you know my friends IP address... so you can't hack in either...
Also FM, you're chill... o-o and the villager who gives missions also isn't annoying because I locked it in a closet...

MC Hill is still technically mine, but FM owns it in his mind, and that's all that counts...

[neoexdeath]

But because I have money, I can screw the rules and activate my special ability to ignore everything Drone6o3 just said. So basically, I still own my Hill, while you can own an crater and FM's radioactive ashes.

Still Our Hill, Nobody's Crater.

[Drone6o3]

But because I have money, I can screw the rules and activate my special ability to ignore everything Drone6o3 just said. So basically, I still own my Hill, while you can own an crater and FM's radioactive ashes.

Still Our Hill, Nobody's Crater.

[Vortex_Master]

I plant the Warrior's Creed banner in the Hill.

WC's Hill!

[neoexdeath]

As you plant your flag on the Hill, I incinerate both of you with a Pyro Blast. (basically a waaaaaaaaaay over sized fireball)

Our Hill.

[Fangfallen]

I pee on the hill.

My Hill.

[neoexdeath]

But as you're peeing on the Hill, you are oblivious of me channeling a Giga-Flare towards your position... until it's too late and you and a large chunk of the Hill, including the one where you pee'd, get vaporized. G-zilla would then proceed with rebuilding that part of the Hill, obviously without you or your urine on it.

Our Hill.

[>(FM)<]

Everyone got bored of the hill and left,
I sit on the hill.

FM's Hill