King of the Hill

[Dachshund]

I burn your flag and kick you out, I put my flag in and............................MY HILL

[>(FM)<]

I spray-paint FM on your flag.
You have had this hill to long.

>(Hill Property of FM Co.)<

[Drone6o3]

Consults division of economic and human settlement, along with Human Resources and they state that it isn't an economic center so you are forced to sell, and move to a new location.

I buy hill...

Hill, now owned by Drone's ol country Farm...
I retire on the hill with my wife and grow old after my family moves out, and my wife and I die years later ontop of hill...

Family sells it for profit, split 3 ways...
Family never sees hill again.

Years later hill re-bought by >(FM Co.)< and used as office space...

>(Hill Still Property of FM Co.)<

[>(FM)<]

Consults division of economic and human settlement, along with Human Resources and they state that it isn't an economic center so you are forced to sell, and move to a new location.

I buy hill...

Hill, now owned by Drone's ol country Farm...
I retire on the hill with my wife and grow old after my family moves out, and my wife and I die years later ontop of hill...

Family sells it for profit, split 3 ways...
Family never sees hill again.

Years later hill re-bought by >(FM Co.)< and used as office space...

>(Hill Still Property of FM Co.)<

Sorry for that brief interruption, we had some legal issues.
A friendly old man with a weird name had the hill for a bit.
Now... back to business as usual.

[neoexdeath]

I cast a Flamestrike that reduces your whole office on the hill to ashes.
Then I proceed to take the hill.

My hill.

[GivinUDaHimelik]

You eventually just leave the hill because you can't stand the smell of burned things. I promptly set up base on the hill........

My Hill!

[neoexdeath]

You eventually just leave the hill because you can't stand the smell of burned things. I promptly set up base on the hill........

My Hill!

But eventually you also just leave the hill because you can't take the smell of burned things anymore...
Nobody's Hill...

[>(FM)<]

Insurance covers my expenses and I clean up the hill and build a new building.

Interrupted the peace we had. Shame on you.


Corporations always win.
>(Hill Property of FM Co.)<

[GivinUDaHimelik]

You can't pay the insurance bill the next time it comes around, a fire accidentally breaks out in the building, and you run away like a little scared kid.

I take over the hill.......

MY HILL!

[neoexdeath]

I use my Chaos Meteors spell to purge you and the bad smell from the hill. Then I jump on top the burned hill.

My hill.