by Joshua » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:22 pm
I dress myself in a special sire resistant suit (which only I know how to make), grab a bunch of incendiary greek fire grenades, slip on a greek fire flamethrower and run up the hill, burning everything. As many people will know, greek fire burns hotter underwater, and the only way it can go out is if it burns itself out, which takes a long, long time. Whilst you are burning to death, I create a giant fireproof flag, 20ft in all directions, that says "MY HILL, SUCKAS". When you have finally died, I raise it on some random flagpole that came out of nowhere for all to see.
So, as the flag says, My Hill, sucka.
Xerxes:Let us reason. It would be a waste. It would be madness for you and your troops to perish because of a misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.