Corrupt a WISH

[infected]

granted but now u have a charly horse
i wish ryan would stop using trees and give them to me

[neoexdeath]

Granted, but then lopdo makes a race named super tannebaums (+40% attack), and ryan buys it.
I wish for wltimate voider.

[Reznorock]

Granted but an alien heard your wish and in their tongue it means something completely different and you spend the rest of your life with your intestines burning and dragging on the ground behind you.

I wish I had a forge

[guineazilla]

Granted but you decide to make a sword and you dip your hand in molten steel.

I wish Reznorock had a hand.

[Slengar]

Granted, but then it strangles you.

I wish for three more wishes.

[chris1726354]

Granted, but they're all corrupted.

I wish I was a dragon.

[guineazilla]

Granted but people in va either beg you formoney or gang up on you. And the mora make you take it all.
I wish I didn't have a wish to wish.

[Pullo]

Granted, BUT! your wish was given to another that wished you had to give a wish ^^ergo, your wish.

I wish that more people enjoyed paradoxes

[neoexdeath]

Granted, but, Ergo, we have been defeated!

I wish for undefined power.

[chris1726354]

Granted, but since it doesn't have a definition, you don't know what it is.

I wish some of the people who play VW would get an arrow to the knee.