Corrupt a WISH

[neoexdeath]

Granted
I wish I had the best computer in the world (soft, medium and heavy variants )

[guineazilla]

Granted but the heavy one crushes the soft one and then it blows up.

I wish that pigs could fly.

[chris1726354]

GRANTED, but they give all the guinea pigs heart attacks.

I wish I could go on this tour. http://www.lordoftheringstours.co.nz/the_quest.htm

[guineazilla]

Granted but everything Bates you and you are taken captive and tortured.
I wish that I didn't have a billion dollars.

[chris1726354]

Granted, and that wish is already corrupted.

I wish I didn't have to do this civics project about Iran.

[guineazilla]

Granted, now its a field project.

I wish my reverse psychology worked.

[chris1726354]

Granted, but when you say you don't want something to try to get it, you get it in the face.

I wish I knew more people.

[guineazilla]

Granted, but they are much smarter than you and ignore you.

I wish I didn't have a sillion dollars.

[chris1726354]

Granted, but a sillion isn't an amount. It's what fake money is called (cause I said so). Your arrested.

I wish school was over...

[guineazilla]

Actually sillion is an amount....
One sillion is a one followed by six zeros if I am correct.
Granted, but only for 1 day. That was your summer.
I wish that this headache was gone.