King of the Hill

[attackbomb]

i drop kick you my hill

[Autumnwolf17]

I come back because you can't drop kick a wolf very far. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I send out my secret agent to arrest all of you. He puts all of you in jail (this is a hidden illegal jail, so species doesn't matter). Nobody's hill.

[Autumnwolf17]

Nice catch on the species thing... I need to think to come up with something witty... I will be back though (for now can the implied threat there just keep you off the hill?)

[attackbomb]

I bust out of jail My hill

[Ratburntro44]

I hire to eat you. Joshua's hill.

Yes, it works that way.

[attackbomb]

I self destruct. Hill is gone

[Ratburntro44]

I self construct. Hill is there.

[Drone6o3]

I log into Minecraft and claim my own hill... Then I get the server owner to claim it as a safe Zone :p
you may not Build or Destroy blocks in a safe zone.

[Ratburntro44]

I punch Minecraft in the face (yes, I can do that, I'm just that amazing). Minecraft dies. Nobody's hill.