Would you rather....

[Norman Bates]

Shot by Bin Laden, assuming that if I survive the gunshot from either. If I survive being shot by Hitler, chances are I'd have died of old age by now.

If you were a musician, would you rather be really good and unsuccessful, or really bad and successful?

[DaGunner]

really bad and successfull

Would you rather be fat or homeless

[Ratburntro44]

Fat.

@Norman Bates Your profile already says you're 91...?

Would you rather be Norman Bates or xrceus?

[Robomajor]

Norman Bates.....if I got a butler, he would have to address me "Master Bates".


Would you rather eat cookies or ice cream?

[Ratburntro44]

That's messed up.

Cookies.

Would you rather drink piss, beer, or piss that is beer?

[Norman Bates]

Norman Bates.....if I got a butler, he would have to address me "Master Bates".

I don't think that's a good statement. I'm Norman Bates, I'll kill anybody, including butlers(and in the inferior sequels, almost my girlfriend), that get in or near my house and dump their body in the nearby swamp.

On-topic, piss that is beer. You have the taste of beer, plus the bonus that you can go tell your friends you got wasted off your own piss.


Would you rather watch Seinfeld or any sitcom on today?

[techgump]

Seinfeld, with my eyes closed and ear plugs in... that beats supporting any of the trash on TV today.

Since I am King, ordained by God, would you rather kiss my left or right foot?

[rouge ace]

seinfeld.. classic

Would you rather be with megan fox and poor or oprah winfrey and rich

[DaGunner]

megan fox and poor, cos then if i marry her i get her money.. then im rich!!!

would you rather moon the us president or the uk queen

[Norman Bates]

megan fox and poor, cos then if i marry her i get her money.. then im rich!!!

Pfft, she's overrated. You would get much more money for divorcing Oprah.

Anyway, moon the president because Forrest Gump did it and look how he turned out. Million dollar shrimpin' biz-niss.

Would you rather be Lil B or Tyler the Creator?