Vortex Wars

by **Autumnwolf17** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:06 pm

You're momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

by **Joshua** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:58 am

Autumnwolf17: Yo' momma so stupid, she scored an own goal in a penalty shoot-out.

by **Autumnwolf17** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:00 pm

Yo momma's so stupid that she thinks the quarterback at a football game is a refund.

by **Ozserf** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:22 am

EFFACÉ

by **clan ghost bear** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:23 am

Yo' Momma is so ugly she even made Chuck Norris cry

by **>(FM)<** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:22 am

Yo Mamma' is so fat she bungee jumped of the bridge and the bridge came down with her

by **neoexdeath** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:54 am

Yo' Momma is so stupid that she eat plastic fruits thinking they are real fruits
(sorry if it was a bad joke :oops:

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by **Joshua** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:39 pm

Yo' Momma so fat, when she walked past the TV I missed 3 episodes.

by **clan ghost bear** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:11 pm

Yo' Momma is so old that she used to sit behind Jesus back at 3rd grade.

by **guineazilla** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:15 pm

Yo' mamma so ugly (insert cliche joke here). JK.
Yo' mamma so stupid that she is still tring to get into kindergarden. (See? Cliche)

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