King of the Hill

[shocker14]

Run over to a cannon and fire it and knock u off then pray to the gods to make a volcano and burn everyone else and then build a giant wall my hill

[Ratburntro44]

I take your cannon and blow your wall to bits, also blowing you off. Nobody's hill.

[shocker14]

i get a hammer and hit you on the head u die i kick u off my hill

[Ratburntro44]

I wasn't on the hill, so while you swing your hammer at your hallucinations I bump you with a leaf and you fall off. Nobody's hill.

[Joshua]

I dig the biggest, most remarkable moat around my hill and order Nyan Cat to guard it.

[Ratburntro44]

I put nyan cat in a toaster and jump over your moat. I then push you in the moat. Nobody's hill.

[Joshua]

Ahahaha, I see you've read my location..

I climb out of the moat, walk up the hill and begin to dry myself off. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

You slip and fall into a secret underground tunnel which brings you to... dun dun dun

Spoiler: show

France!

Nobody's hill.

[Joshua]

I decide to keep the stereotype that British people hate French people, and run around France giving people the finger. I am then deported to England because I punched the president of France. They use a catapult to deport me, and give me a pillow to ensure a soft landing. I land on the hill. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

Your pillow is slippery and slides off. Nobody's hill.