King of the Hill

[>(FM)<]

Woah woah woah!
I held this hill for a good 4 months, It must not fall so easily!
I roll in a platoon of tanks and artillery.
Then fire them upon the hill!
Your body was not found in one piece.

FM's Property

[guineazilla]

Well I still am the hill so.....
Our hill.

[neoexdeath]

I turn ethereal and avoid all the firepower you throw at me. I then cast Meteor and smash all your forces to bits.

My G-zilla.

[>(FM)<]

I peak out of the lid of my underground bunker and notice the land surrounding me ravished and torn apart.
I close the lid and lock it with a padlock.
I continue to live in my underground bunker, preparing for more war.

Our G-Zilla

[neoexdeath]

I notice you opening the lid of your bunker. I then proceed to use my l33t unlocking skills to unlock the padlock and open the lid in order to throw a grade 99 gem into your bunker. The gem then explodes, leaving nothing but your ashes inside.

My G-zilla.

[Fangfallen]

I shrink the planet down to the size of a tennis ball and put it in my pocket. You all continue to fight over the G-Zilla, but I own you all.

[neoexdeath]

But you stand too close to the Sun and die. I then proceed to enlarge the planet to it's original size.

Still My G-zilla.

[>(FM)<]

I was aware that would would do something like this, so I had installed a escape hatch and escaped right after I peeked through that lid.
I gather a dozen Fat Men and equip my soldiers with them and bombard the hill.
Nothing is left. Everything surrounding the area within 100 ft is burned to ashes or has dangerous levels of radiation.

FM's G-Zilla

[neoexdeath]

I avoided all the damage by teleporting to another dimension while you were launching your assault. I then equip radiation suit, teleport back and proceed to cast Blue Comet to blow you and your entire army up. Finally, I CLAIM G-ZILLA AS MY OWN! (or whatever is left of him)

My g-zilla.

[>(FM)<]

Thankfully I have stolen some of the Institutes Technology, and myself also teleported outside of the blast radius, sadly my soldiers were obliterated and were not saved but, that just means less salary I have to pay.
I found a way to create a blob substance that can withstand and swallow impacts and I will call my experiment Kirby.
I gather an army of 20 Super Mutants Lead by one named Strong, and followed by my experimental Kirby, I promise them the Milk of human Kindness, so they then fight for me, they were equipped with Stealth Boys, You never saw them coming and are relentlessly beaten by Sledge Hammers, then hauled over to Vault 87 to be transformed into a Super Mutant as well, and you will Mindlessly Join my army.

My G-Zilla