King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

Well I don't know how I dodged t then but I still did.
So my CraTor.

[neoexdeath]

I punch you to another dimension, then claim the crator as my own.

My crator.

[guineazilla]

I reenter this dimension and kick you out of the Crator.

My CraTor.

[jonsteederi]

first i pull the crator back to its original dimension and fill it whit F%*K ton of dirt its a hill once again.

I plant my flag on the hill and claim it as mine.

[guineazilla]

I kick you and your flag off the hill.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I impale you with a giant ice spike, then I claim the hill once again.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

Right before you inhale me I switch your soul into the body I was using and vice versa. So you now have a giant ice spike in your chest and I am you with the hill.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I switch back our souls to the bodies they belong, then make sure to blast your body to bits with an arcane bolt.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

However something goes horribly wrong and I'm still attatched to your body.

Our hill.

[neoexdeath]

Then I use your body as my own and crush my body, that is now yours, with a boulder, then I fuse your soul with the boulder, which pretty much means that now you're a rock. I then teleport said rock into the Sun where it melts and you die and I heal my crushed body back into shape then repossess it. Finally, I burn what used to be your body to a crisp with a fire ball.

My hill.