King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

I push the rock off of my head and use it to smash Neoexdeath. My Crator.

[neoexdeath]

I push the rock off of my head and use it to smash Neoexdeath. My Crator.

Unfortunately, you were also vaporized by the 99 grade gem explosion.

Still My Crater.

[guineazilla]

No, I was just stuck under a rock.

So, still my Crator.

[neoexdeath]

I teleport away to avoid getting smashed by the boulder, then I cast Macropyre to incinerate G-zilla and anyone else on the crater. Then I teleport back on the crater.

My crater.

[guineazilla]

Alas, I was not on the crator, I was in the crator. So I was not incinerated. I walk into the crator and throw you out.

My Crator.

PS, it's Crator.
Toooorrr.

[neoexdeath]

Wait, I'm on the crate... *ahem* CRATOR, and how did you walk INTO the crator when you were already in it? Well, the logical conclusion would be that you simply dug deeper into the ground for some reason. Anyway,

Still my Cratoooooorrrrr

[guineazilla]

I reach from the ground, grab you, and bury you under 99 gemboms which will go off if you move or teleport. Then I return to the Crator and sit down in the middle.

MyCrator.

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately, those gembombs are merely grade 1 gems, so even 99 of them won't deal any remarkable damage to my body or anything else around. I heal the scratches caused by me detonating them intentionally, then I teleport back on the crator and annihilate you with Soulstorm Ωtm. I then claim the crator as my own!

My crator.

[guineazilla]

I don't know what Soulstorm is, so this I am able to pass the attack without knowing what happened. I then throw you out of the hill with a pack of primed sticky grenades which promptly go off after you fly over the rim.

My cratoooor.

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately, Soulstorm Ωtm annihilates you regardless of you knowing what it is or not (Mardek 3 reference anyone? No? Okay....). So the crator is still mine! MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!