Riddles

[GivinUDaHimelik]

Ok, Blonde joke time.

A blonde is walking down the street with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Frosty the Snowman. They all see a quarter on the sidewalk ahead and race to see who can get it. Who gets to the quarter first, and why?

[Dachshund]

What goes up Green and comes down red?

I think I know the answer, but the past couple riddles I left no time for other people to solve it . Going to hold back on this one with one hint: The answer is in one of my posts in this thread

Got it!

A frog holding a watermelon.

Just a watermelon

[Dachshund]

I know this one but I won't tell

[British Bulldog]

I have 3 answers: 1) A stamp; 2) A globe (furniture/decoration); 3) To be philoshiphical and abuse the vagueness within your question, The answer can be even the simple things like your TV, a slice of watermelon, your empty pizza boxes as they "can travel the world" (Meaning you can carry them around and it would still be considered travelling), but you can also keep them sitting in your corner. "Can" in itself is a vague word, and that's the problem with most riddles

Stamp was the answer, no idea what the answer to Given's is though?

[Bluethorn]

Ok, Blonde joke time.

A blonde is walking down the street with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Frosty the Snowman. They all see a quarter on the sidewalk ahead and race to see who can get it. Who gets to the quarter first, and why?

I would say the homeless man sitting next to it. Santa is busy getting pestered by 6 year-old children, Frosty doesn't have arms, The Bunny does have hands but no fingers, and the blonde is too busy oggling at the beauty salon across the street.

[GivinUDaHimelik]

Ok, Blonde joke time.

A blonde is walking down the street with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Frosty the Snowman. They all see a quarter on the sidewalk ahead and race to see who can get it. Who gets to the quarter first, and why?

I would say the homeless man sitting next to it. Santa is busy getting pestered by 6 year-old children, Frosty doesn't have arms, The Bunny does have hands but no fingers, and the blonde is too busy oggling at the beauty salon across the street.

Wrong.

Seeing as to the riddle has been up a while, I'll give you the answer. It's the blonde, because Frosty, Santa, and the Easter Bunny don't exist. Sorry for ruining the Christmas spirit.

[Autumnwolf17]

Whoa wait what there's no Santa, Frosty, or Easter Bunny!? Oh my gosh what!? *cries*

Nah, I'm kidding, I know that they're all just the tooth fairy.

And I'm guessing that the answer to the green-red thing is a traffic light? Maybe?

Spoiler: show

And of course your riddle is on the internet, you've just posted it here.

[Bluethorn]

Whoa wait what there's no Santa, Frosty, or Easter Bunny!? Oh my gosh what!? *cries*

Nah, I'm kidding, I know that they're all just the tooth fairy.

And I'm guessing that the answer to the green-red thing is a traffic light? Maybe?

Spoiler: show

And of course your riddle is on the internet, you've just posted it here.

Sorry to inform you that the riddle has been solved for 5 days now, the answer being a watermelon

[Bluethorn]

What is one thing that you have that can never be attained by anyone ever.

[Autumnwolf17]

Sorry, I thought that had just been guessed and not actually confirmed... I like my answer better.