Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

[Awesome400]

Vortex_Master: Yo' Momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class

[Vortex_Master]

Awesome: Yo' Mamma so fat, when she lies down even Shaq can't jump over her.

[Awesome400]

Vortex_Master: Yo' Momma so stupid that she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[Vortex_Master]

Awesome: Yo' Momma so poor I saw her digging through a garbage can, and when I asked what she was doing she said, "Grociery Shopping."

[Awesome400]

Vortex_Master: Yo' Momma so dumb that she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor

[par4-p]

Yo' Momma so fat, when she wanna drive a car, she needs a truck license

[par4-p]

Yo' Momma is even fatter, she has a watch on each wrist...
... one for each time zone

[Awesome400]

par4-p: Yo" Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. (Why did this thread ever stop!?)

[Joshua]

BetaGen, your mamma smells so bad she makes onions cry.

"In Soviet Russia, onions cry because of YOU!"

AWESOME400: Yo' mama so stupid, when a robber stole here TV she ran out into the street to chase him, yelling "YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"

[Awesome400]

Joshua: Yo" Mommma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.