King of the Hill

[jwl1000]

I destroy planet Pluto2 (About 2 light years away from Earth) from 2 light years away (on Earth) I then call up an aura so strong that it completely disables your force field. I kill rat and you become my slave. I then teleport the hill to Planet G. My hill.

impossible.
1. you have been killed (i killed everyone on earth)
2. after destroying a planet,
a. you would be completely drained of all your power and
b. in the time it would take your weapon of mass destruction to strike pluto2 we would have realized the threat and nutrilized you.
3. after killing rat, one of his clones would simply collect his memories (instantaneous) and destroy you.


your argument = invalid
Rat's hill

[guineazilla]

I respawn and destroy EVERYTHING. My space.

[jwl1000]

invalid. you can't destroy me or rat, for, as soon as we see you respawn we realize the threat, and nutrilize you immediately...again.

[neoexdeath]

I respawn and, you can't neutralize me, you and rat angered all the five secret gods and they help to destroy the universe.
My space hill.

[guineazilla]

I kick you into a black hole. My hill. (P.S. you only destroyed my clone).

[neoexdeath]

I kick you into a black hole. My hill. (P.S. you only destroyed my clone).

You actually kicked my clone in that black hole. I come and molest the particles out of you. You die of heart attack.
My hill.(and even if it was your clone again, its still my hill for a brief time )

[guineazilla]

It was a clone
My guinea pigs eat all of your clones, then I kick thee real you into a black hole. My hill.

[neoexdeath]

But that was just another clone. I come back and kick you off the hill into a black hole.
My hill.

[guineazilla]

But I shrunk and snuck behind you and infested you with parasites that would eat you from the inside out. I stayed the size of a dirt particle so you never even knew I was there. Your hill for the next.... couple of days.... MWAHAHAHAHAA

[neoexdeath]

I am immune to every ailment and the parasites are my minions. So they infest YOU instead of me.
My hill forever.