King of the Hill

[neoexdeath]

You cannibals!
Whatever, I get myself reincarnated and I nuke you, rat and your tent.
My hill.
PS:Well come back, drone

[guineazilla]

I run you over, then back over your body. Repeat x2222.
My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I do the same to you. With the sun.
My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I generously share the bread I just baked with my helpers. I then, having escaped from the nuke using means beyond the comprehension of humanity, come back and put you both in my oven.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I escape and I matrix kick you 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times.
My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I come back up and drown you in milk. My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I realize there is more than one hill, and I claim the hill no one is fighting over.
Weed's Hill.

[jwl1000]

Yeah, let me tell you how I would do that.
1. Kill you. I need your soul.
2. Convert your soul, killing your will. (I convert your soul via a ritual, not technology... tech is useless in magic!)
3. Simply ask you to tell me where the clones and cloners are.
4. Thank you!
I also explode shocker's computer, claim the hill and destroy the hardware, so I can be the king of the hill FOR EVER.
My hill.

you didn't kill me, you couldn't kill me. you don't even know where i am. I kill you by manipulating the brainwaves of all the surrounding life forms, sending them back in time to kill themselves, creating nuclear explosions for all of them. i do this as well, but mine was contained in an indestructable void, forcing the nuclear power into me turning me into the ultimate power of the universe. however, i have no soul, so i am still at ratburntro44's command. he tells me to incinerate anyone near the hill and set a boundary including the entire surface of the world, exterminating everyone, except for the few he chooses the have their brainwaves erased, making them slaves. after that he orders me to destroy all space-stations and ships of any kind within one (1) lightyear of planet earth.

Rat's hill.

I read only the beggining, so to counter ALL that block of text, you can't hide from me... I know where EVERYONE is... Don't ask why, cause I am not going to tell you. So enjoy your life in some primal hell for creatures without soul or converted soul...
Still my hill.

Impossible. you can't kill me. read the whole thing!!

I realize there is more than one hill, and I claim the hill no one is fighting over.
Weed's Hill.

it's an ant hill. you are eaten alive by bull ants.

the other hill is still rat's. please people, read before you counter -_-

[JeremiahPedoBear]

All I want is to be left alone on my hill.

[guineazilla]

I destroy planet Pluto2 (About 2 light years away from Earth) from 2 light years away (on Earth) I then call up an aura so strong that it completely disables your force field. I kill rat and you become my slave. I then teleport the hill to Planet G. My hill.