King of the Hill

[Vortex_Master]

I stop to use WiFi, and use it to control Ratburntro44's mind. I make him give me the hill. My hill.

(I then leave the hill until Monday, when I will return to it.)

[Ratburntro44]

I control it in the interim.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

I CONTROL IT IN THE REAL WORLD, MY HILL.

[neoexdeath]

I came, I saw, I kicked everyone's ass in matrix style.
My hill.

[guineazilla]

bUT OF COURSE I DODGE EVERYONE OF YOUR ATTACKS EXCEPT ONE AND I FALL (stupid caps) and play dead but when you sweep the unconscious bodies of the hill I leap up and throw you into a firey hole

[Ratburntro44]

I quickly recover from the matrix kicks and do a vulcan nerve pinch on Guineazilla. I push him into the firey hole.

My hill.

[Guest77]

I set my phaser to stun, but accidentally bump the kill switch and fire it at Ratburntro44.

I'm back on top of the hill.

[Ratburntro44]

One of the parasites from the episode "Conspiracy" had taken me over, leading me to not die from that attack. Later, you unintentionally kill the queen parasite, freeing me. I then fight you for the hill and win.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

I come out of the firey hole and burn you. Then I push YOU into the hole and close it.

[neoexdeath]

I used the Astral Void to escape the sealed fiery hole (and only I can travel through it!!!), and I come back and I cast Bovine Intervention, dealing HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE damage to your body, exploding it, and leaving a soul free to collect. Well I just devour it for more power.
My hill.