King of the Hill

[Guest77]

I let loose the plagues unleashed on the Egyptians by Moses on you. You run away desperately trying to save your own life while the life of your unborn son has already been promised to be taken.

I conquer the hill.

[jwl1000]

D:
i fly above you in a B-2 and bomb you, destroying the hill.

My crater

[Ratburntro44]

I fly above you and drop a plane full of dirt on you, building a hill while burying you alive.

My hill.

[jwl1000]

im still inside the hill.
my hill

[Guest77]

I let loose the skeletons of all those who were buried from prior battles on the hill to both defend and attack for me.

I re-conquer the hill.

[chris1726354]

I use my greatsword made from an ancient dragon to obliterate your undead minions and take the hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I use my lightsaber to destroy you and your greatsword then take the hill. My hill.

[Guest77]

I use the force to force-choke you, suffocating you, and standing upon your dead body at the epitome of the hill.

[Ratburntro44]

My force ghost teaches Luke Skywalker so that he can come back and defeat you. He does. Luke Skywalker's hill.

[jwl1000]

i fly my tardis straight into skywalker. he dies. my hill.