Corrupt a WISH

[BeatlesFan]

Granted BUT - you are Tiny Tim and therefore have been dead since 1996.


I wish I were the fastest human alive.

[clan ghost bear]

Granted but then you broke your leg.

I wish Highlander could be more epic.

[highlander]

GRANTED BUT HIGHLANDER PREFER'S IT HOW HE IS.




I WISH LOPDO WOULD HELP WITH CLAN WARS.

[clan ghost bear]

Granted but all he does is renames it to "alliances"

I wish I can beat highlander in a fair 1 vs 1 match and win.

[highlander]

GRANTED BUT ANY 1 V 1 GAME IS MEERLY 50\50 ODDS LIKE TOSSING A COIN AND IF YOU KILL ME MY CLAN WILL AVENGE MY DEATH.





I WISH I KNEW HOW MANY MERCS I KILLED.

[clan ghost bear]

granted but if you where referring to my mercs you only killed 1... if you include Jeremy as a merc...

I wish someone else besides Highlander tries to corrupt my wish

[Ozserf]

EFFACÉ

[highlander]

GRANTED BUT AS THE SONG SAYS ( CRY ME A RIVER ) YOU CRY IT YOU OWN IT..




I WISH TO DIE WHILE FIT AND NOT OLD AND USELESS.

[clan ghost bear]

Granted but you will not be around when flying cars are invented and common.

I wish I can actually read what Ozerf replied to my wish o,o
what is bright on your PC is super bright on mine.

[spinastar]

Granted, but u would just find it to be saying this:

GRANTED BUT YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOUR EYES TO READ THIS.

I wish I could level up more easily