Vortex Wars

Happy birthday to...

• the General of Angels,
• the Conqueror of Soldiers, (for both hours that lasted)
• the Tamer of Wolves and Bears,
• the King of Second-in-Commands,
• the Keeper of Penthouses,
• the Glitch of Forums,
• the Abuser of Fonts,
• the Uploader of Selfies,
• and the Self-Crowned Funniest of Men

Funnyman!!

Ya know, birthdays are actually really good for you health, people who have more of em live longer.

And as it turns out, I am older than you.

Very happy birthday! Almost missed it, but one hour left (California time anyway).


(not laughing at you - those are Funny Men)

Happy birthday, Humormale.

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday

Thanks!
That post made me smile.
Appreciate it.

2 days late. Damn it.
Nonetheless, I bid you a Happy Late Birthday User-of-Tumblr and Preacher-of-Truth and hope you had a great day.

Bringing this one back to make people wonder.

Autumnwolf17 2014 wrote:And as it turns out, I am older than you.

Autumnwolf17 2015 wrote:Are you actually turning seventeen today? I thought you were older than me

Seems you come to this conclusion every year, wasn't just this year. I'll look forward to this next year as well.

BeatlesFan wrote:Bringing this one back to make people wonder.

Damn it Beatle. Stop confusing me.