- the General of Angels,
- the Conqueror of Soldiers, (for both hours that lasted)
- the Tamer of Wolves and Bears,
- the King of Second-in-Commands,
- the Keeper of Penthouses,
- the Glitch of Forums,
- the Abuser of Fonts,
- the Uploader of Selfies,
- and the Self-Crowned Funniest of Men
Funnyman!!
Ya know, birthdays are actually really good for you health, people who have more of em live longer.
And as it turns out, I am older than you.