There was once an Australian boy who was thrown into a vortex of despair by his parents whom were banana-users. The lack of koalas and kangaroos greatly confused him and he was thrown into a state of depression. But he then realized the people around him was more retarded than he. This was when he discovered himself sexually. He started having wild fantasies about Fangfallen. If he wished for anything in the world, it would be to swordfight with Fang with their toenails.
Fast forward to 10 years later:
Another young japanese male about the age of -19.1902. He had an unusually large ass. His parents proceeded to sell his ass on eBay. The other boy, the australian, sees the ass on ebay and wished to meet the owner and have a 3.5 person sexy time. 3.5 because the ass was probably the size of the average horse. This actually happened, but as the ass or should I say donkey, kept screaming too loud and rapes the other two males. By the way the ass was a female. The ass out of the way, the two boys gave each other their 4chan IDs as to contact each other. The japanese boy kept thinking of the australian boys muscular toenail and decided to head over to his country. The lack of anime and sushi puts the japanese boy into a coma. The australian boy, hearing of this rushes over there in 19 seconds, and licks his elbow. The other boy immediately orgasms and wakes up. They talk about politics and stuff until a tall man appeared before them and said: "It is I, Bendthatdick Cuminbitch, but you can call me Beneficial Cucumber. What a pleasure it is to meet you and so forth". The young males taken aback at the intrusion of their toenail spar, enquired more of this strange man. It so happened that Bendthatdick was acually Fangfallen. He wanted to reclaim the australian's kneecap touching virginity and opened the japanese boys eyes wide. His soul instantly leaks out of his eyelids. And then Fangfallen says to the australian boy: "The author is currently on crack, so bear with it for a little while." The aussie had already proceeded to use 10 tons of viagra on his shirt, which tears itself open. Fang unable to resist the urge, touches his belly button. They proceed to have nose sex and have 10 children.
Thanks for asking, but sadly no 
