I remember this one night, I was walking across the street to the supermarket as the sky thundered and lighted up with lightning, I came across a girl crying on a bench. I approach her inquiring what the matter was, she apparently had broken up with her boyfriend of 2 years. Feeling bad for the girl, I buy her a pop and sit down next to her on the bench. The night flies as we talk about the things we enjoy in life, the sky booms and we huddle close together. In that moment I realized something, she wanted something from me. Something to warm her heart and her entire body. But I was reluctant. I had never given it to anybody before and I didn't want to give it to her. Nonetheless, it was obvious she craved it. A little while later she advances towards my cylindrical apparatus, eyes full of lust. She screams out "Give it to me now!" followed up with "I'm so wet! Give it to me now!" But regardless, there was no way I was giving it up. Eventually she takes it from me and starts fiddling with it. Trying to get it to activate. She hits the spot and it blossoms. Spreading the liquid accumulated pre-activation all over her. She didn't care. She was satisfied. She looks up gratefully into my eyes and says: " thank you so much, I feel warm all over now. My deepest gratitude for sharing your umbrella..."
The end. Not at all what you were imagining was it you pervert?