Re: Funny

Posted:
Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:16 am
by mattie
He said dont use cheats and his next post is can we buy cheats
Re: Funny

Posted:
Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:52 am
by Autumnwolf17
Sure Jean, would you like the cheat ten-pack? Order now and get a complementary watermelon with your purchase! And that's not all! With this special TV offer, not only do you get the ten-pack and the watermelon, we will double the offer! You'll get twenty cheats and two watermelons, an eighty dollar value, for the low, low price of $19.99! So call now, our number is 1-800-FTPWEQX! Dial now at 1-800-FGALDOZ! That's 1-800-342-5369!
The cheat pack has not been tested on animals or children. Stop using cheat pack and contact your doctor if you begin to experience any of the following conditions while using the cheat pack: memories of lives unlived, severe audial or visual hallucinations, inflow of nightmares into reality, possession by the evil spirits, spontaneous brutal death, unending pain and suffering, or mild headaches.
Re: Funny

Posted:
Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:05 pm
by GivinUDaHimelik
Autumnwolf17 wrote:Sure Jean, would you like the cheat ten-pack? Order now and get a complementary watermelon with your purchase! And that's not all! With this special TV offer, not only do you get the ten-pack and the watermelon, we will double the offer! You'll get twenty cheats and two watermelons, an eighty dollar value, for the low, low price of $19.99! So call now, our number is 1-800-FTPWEQX! Dial now at 1-800-FGALDOZ! That's 1-800-342-5369!
The cheat pack has not been tested on animals or children. Stop using cheat pack and contact your doctor if you begin to experience any of the following conditions while using the cheat pack: memories of lives unlived, severe audial or visual hallucinations, inflow of nightmares into reality, possession by the evil spirits, spontaneous brutal death, unending pain and suffering, or mild headaches.Batteries not included.
LOL! busted my gut with laughter Wolf!
(did a little editing)