Alright, this is a topic SPECIFICALLY FOR PROGAUSS. I need you to do one thing for me, just so I can see it. I need you to copy the words below and post them as your own comment. I'm not saying you should rewrite them, I just need you to copy and paste the words directly off your screen, and post them as a reply. Do not change anything.
Here are the words that you, Progauss, have to copy and paste into a reply:
Hello, my name is Progauss, and I have now successfully made a full sentence in English, complete with capitalization and punctuation and entirely without any spelling or grammar issues.
If you copy the above statement, it will make my day and I will owe you.