calleharnemark wrote:jwl1000 wrote:it started out as a small thing. the grapefruits said that they were considered a top 5 food. but you know how spaghetti is, they just wouldn't have it. and because spaghetti is so popular, a few other of the boys, oatmeal, goldfish, and green apples went along with him. of course, the oranges didn't want their cousins to feel left out, so they stayed neutral in the whole affair, knowing that the grapefruits were not top 5. The sour dough bread was fed up with spaghetti, so he sided with the grapefruits, bringing along all of his bothers. now, spaghetti called in all of his cousins and uncles and family members from far off. they had pasta, ravioli, lasagna, macaroni, Ramen, Ziti, and many others that joined their side. The grapefruits were not alone though, Hot dogs and Chicken strips were on their side as well, not being the most intelligent ones in the bunch. lastly, the sweets like ice cream and brownies and apple pie stayed loyal to bread. The cheese pizza decided to join in too, hating it's rivals in Italy. So the Americans followed the hot dogs, with Germany as well, then russia was split in half. china went wholly for noodles, but japan went with bread. africa went with green apples, which meant this would be huge. Brazil stayed with apple pie, because they couldn't resist it.Australia just hung out with Vegemite, so they were cool. Antarctica, of course, loved ice cream, so they went with grapefruits. as tensions grew, nothing was taken lightly, a simple phrase and everyone would be extremely high strung. The apple pies made the first move. no diplomacy or anything, they just simply fullblown attacked the green apples. you would think that they would be friends, but you thought wrong. they were the most brutal of enemies then. Green apples had taken their brothers on many occasions, just killed them, for sport. no one is quite sure why. so any way, after they attacked, that thrust africa and brazil into an enormous war. neither side had proper militaries, so it was complete anarchy. The United States tried to bring order, but by then it was too late. everything had spiraled out of control. china was attacking russia, both sides, great britain attacked china, africa conquered brazil, but was utterly destroyed by germany. germany was attacked by one side of russia, and was putting up a rather good fight. Australia attacked everyone, and, in a blaze of glory, destroyed portugal. italy itself was almost killed off, had it not been for the grapefruits themselves intervening and causing it to swing into their control. norway and cheese decided, "eh, why not?" and fired upon the United States. I think you get the picture on how everything went down. so the war of anarchy raged on for another 74 years. after all the damage was done, all the food cooked, countries demolished, shame worn, the Grapefruits had won. with their first declaration being after the ultimate war was over, the Total Destruction of every single kind of Noodle, a fitting punishment for such war criminals, was decreed, a great peace was found upon the new land. This, is the story, of
Apple Pie, Anarchy, and the Total Destruction of Noodles
This very accurate. But what about Canada and maple syrup?
I decided not to include that part. i mean who really cares about the nice guys handing out refreshments on the sidelines? i guess i could've had that part
im crying because i don't have any!
