Are you smarter than a Fangfallen?

[Fangfallen]

Breaking news: Fang has been kidnapped and replaced.

Breaking News: The number of people who have PM'ed me about me being you have increased.

Seriously... half a dozen people sincerely believe that I am you.

I'm enough like you that they think we are the same person?

*the faint sound of a gun shot can be heard, then nothing more*

I have no idea why they would think that way..

[royalblue]

Fang. You are making orphans cry.

[Fangfallen]

Fang. You are making orphans cry.

That is truly unfortunate.

[Vortex_Master]

Attention to all my writers, secretive or known, If it is all possible I'd like for you to submit your next edition by next Tuesday to me via PM. I will then add it all to the front page at the same time.

Issue #2 of Walrus Weekly has been pushed back to tomorrow, because I am not near a computer. (I was planning on doing it every Saturday, but I can't today.)
Sorry for any inconvinience.

[royalblue]

Attention to all my writers, secretive or known, If it is all possible I'd like for you to submit your next edition by next Tuesday to me via PM. I will then add it all to the front page at the same time.

Issue #2 of Walrus Weekly has been pushed back to tomorrow, because I am not near a computer. (I was planning on doing it every Saturday, but I can't today.)
Sorry for any inconvinience.

Your fans are dismayed, but I think we can hold back their protest with minimal casualties.

[Fangfallen]

Did you just appoint yourself to my security staff without my consent?

[royalblue]

Did you just appoint yourself to my security staff without my consent?

There is an elderly woman shuffling around outside screaming something about walruses. We have our guns loaded and ready to fire on your command.

[Fangfallen]

Did you just appoint yourself to my security staff without my consent?

There is an elderly woman shuffling around outside screaming something about walruses. We have our guns loaded and ready to fire on your command.

Eh, screw it. Royalblue is our Chief of Security, he can elect people to the force if he so chooses.

So, uhmm, fire at will.

[royalblue]

Did you just appoint yourself to my security staff without my consent?

There is an elderly woman shuffling around outside screaming something about walruses. We have our guns loaded and ready to fire on your command.

Eh, screw it. Royalblue is our Chief of Security, he can elect people to the force if he so chooses.

So, uhmm, fire at will.

Got it sir.

We are having a feast tonight. Regard the dentures as a wishbone and act accordingly.

[necrocat219]

I will will PM issue 2 'many heads are better than one' shortly