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[Ratburntro44]

What did the man who went on a vacation say to the man who had gone on a vacation?

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Well aren't you perfect.

[Fangfallen]

Awww it's so cute how you talk about things you don't understand.

[Ratburntro44]

Awww it's so cute how you talk about things you don't understand.

Please explain.

[Fangfallen]

Awww it's so cute how you talk about things you don't understand.

Please explain.

Not talking directly to you. This is the thread for compilation of insults. I was just adding to it.

[royalblue]

Awww it's so cute how you talk about things you don't understand.

Please explain.

Not talking directly to you. This is the thread for compilation of insults. I was just adding to it.

Fang, you just made everyone feel awkward.

[BeatlesFan]

There was a study a few years ago to find the "Best Joke Ever". What they did was to rate jokes in multiple languages around the world. This is not necessarily the best joke in any particular country - but when you rate it in all of the countries around the world in the various languages it had the highest overall score. For that reason, science has deemed this to be the "Best Joke in the World":

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"Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He isn't breathing, and his eyes are glazed over. Trying to act quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls 911. He shouts at the operator, 'My friend is dead. What should I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help you. But first, you need to check to see if he is actually dead.' The phone goes silent for a second and the operator hears a gun shot. The guy comes back on the phone and says, 'Okay, now what?' "

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[Ratburntro44]

Awww it's so cute how you talk about things you don't understand.

Please explain.

Not talking directly to you. This is the thread for compilation of insults. I was just adding to it.

This is the joke topic, you might be looking for viewtopic.php?f=6&t=4016

[Fangfallen]

Lol, I failed. I was on a roll insulting autumn in here. I messed up.

[jwl1000]

There was a study a few years ago to find the "Best Joke Ever". What they did was to rate jokes in multiple languages around the world. This is not necessarily the best joke in any particular country - but when you rate it in all of the countries around the world in the various languages it had the highest overall score. For that reason, science has deemed this to be the "Best Joke in the World":

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"Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He isn't breathing, and his eyes are glazed over. Trying to act quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls 911. He shouts at the operator, 'My friend is dead. What should I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help you. But first, you need to check to see if he is actually dead.' The phone goes silent for a second and the operator hears a gun shot. The guy comes back on the phone and says, 'Okay, now what?' "

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yes i've heard that one before, it never gets old

[JeremiahPedoBear]

CAUGHTCHA jwl1000