Adding my own variations on one or two of those.
Next Highlander will stop leveling up, Funnyman will stop stealing imaginary WolfPack stuff, Royalblue will be open about everything, Ratburn will say something modest, Awesome will conquer the Vortex, Xtermy will get an avatar, Snowdog will have a <1800 rating, TattlingFuture will have an affair with an Angel, Ozserf will be shunned, MONGOOSE will be lame, Guineazilla will hate music, Fangfallen will focus on one topic at a time, Bladehacks will make a coherent sentence, Techgump will secret ally, Calle will reject the WolfPack, Lopdo will sell watermelons, MODERATOR will become a moderator, Robomajor will come back, Joshua will turn out to be female, Tensegravz will become a Wolf, Ryankill will be unlucky, Karen will be revealed for the secret, Canag0d will solve the dragon problem, Tonyy will be normal, and Guests will be the most respected players on the game.