Where are u from?

[Ratburntro44]

Where are u guys from? Im from sweden ofc

Im from mars ofc

[raonabsolutezero]

Im from Dracula's country! Think about it! Make your guess.

[Joriom]

Where I live we've got loads of young trolls. And no, I'm not from Brasilia.
We've also got lots of alcohol, alcoholics and alcohol caused problems. Well, I'm not from Russia either.
We've got secret colony in every major city of richer countries. And if you still don't know, heres the last tip.
Ask your plumber where is he from. Or the guy who washes dishes in the nearby bar.
Yes, you're right. I'm from Poland!

[Norman Bates]

Not only am I from New Orleans, but I got one foot on the platform, and the other foot on the train.

[Ratburntro44]

^For some reason, I always thought you were from the Satellite of Love. So that comes as a surprise to me.

[Norman Bates]

Nope. That crashed long ago, so I took my suitcase and trunk to New Orleans.

[Ratburntro44]

But wouldn't you still be from the Satellite of Love, just not there anymore?

[Norman Bates]

No, I wasn't born in the Satelite of Love. The real story of my birth, was when I was on a space mission with another guy and a robot. The robot killed the other guy, so I killed the robot. Then, I was sent flying through space, through a whole a bunch of crazy lights. I woke up in a futuristic room, and I rapidly aged until I was an old man lying on my bed. I saw a giant black monolith in front of me, and the next thing I know? I'm a giant fetus watching over the Earth. So, I am actually from outer space. Crazy.

[Ratburntro44]

Frank Poole FTW

Oh, you forgot the part where you and the robot merge personalities and become Halman and then go kill the monolith. And you forgot about when the doctor guy saves his son then comes with you and mysteriously is missing in the next book.

[Norman Bates]

No no no no no. I'm talking about the good first movie-*coughs*uh I mean my real life!