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bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:42 am
by Ratburntro44
I was bored, so I decided to write the story of my favorite forum member down in a very non detailed way...

It all started with a game that took too long to load.

bladehacks wrote:game not loading! i cant loading game 5 hour too loading game... :C


From his first post, nobody could understand what he meant. All that they knew was that he meant something.

It didn't take long for him to become recognized on the forums. He familiarized himself quickly, but we all saw him once the first infamous topic was created.

bladehacks wrote:get fault map pack (+8 maps with 20 coins and 400 shards) to buy the fault map pack


From there, he started a career of infamy and ridicule. Nobody could understand him- he was... different.

It was merely a matter of days before he started on the steps of pretending to be a dev.

bladehacks wrote:a new and other is already to post and update!


Here and there he was helpful, but mostly he was simply a blur; not understood, simply passed by.

However, his flaw progressed even further, despite the good bug reporting and mistake finding that he did with relative oftenness.

bladehacks wrote:classic button is testing now is coming soon!


bladehacks wrote:we full room alert sound is testing coming soon! :D

can be cause more 2 days left :)


He then finally started his fall, marked with his late, self-destroying introduction.

bladehacks wrote:hi im a bladehacks please post any story here! :D

if smiley are disabled:P


After more than a month of bladehacks running throughout the forums, Lopdo finally began to crack down when bladehacks crossed the line.

bladehacks wrote:im fixing this bug!


Until, finally, he spoke his last words.

bladehacks wrote:we new version will be soon for more days


Soon after this, he had a short lived successor name dannylock. dannylock did little other than attempt to get bladehacks unbanned, and left quickly.

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:53 am
by clan ghost bear
Wow...
And yet I never seen anything from him...

Hay raty? can you make more stories, I like it and it is the largest thing I bothered to read, please make more =s

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:28 am
by Ratburntro44
o_O really? Most of my stories are... well... extremely non detailed and have very bad plot lines. Of course, I'm the person who fails myself whenever the teacher has us grade our own assignments, so...

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:52 am
by clan ghost bear
Well I am not interested to some stuff like most, I like reading / watching documentaries and pretty much informative books and non-fiction and usually get bored real quick in Fiction.

Anyways, I'm not normal! :D

I also would like to know more about vortexwars community and stuff, I always like knowing more and getting my facts straight.

EFFACÉ

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:58 pm
by Ozserf
EFFACÉ

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:28 pm
by clan ghost bear
Ozserf wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: , That's the first long topic I took time to read in a while. Worth it!

Same here, I usually skip xD

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:11 pm
by Xtermy
Ratburntro44 wrote:From his first post, nobody could understand what he meant. All that they knew was that he meant something.


Lololol.

And your writing style is quite good!

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:26 pm
by Ratburntro44
Hmm, both of my parents used to work for newspapers, so... maybe I have newspaper genes XD

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:28 pm
by Joshua
Newspaper genes?

Both of my parents had a phobia of flying, so I have no idea where I get my military piloting skills from..

Re: bladehacks

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:38 pm
by Lopdo
that's easy, you are adopted, there is no other explanation