Bad news so terrible its just bad.

[highlander]

Copy four.


THE NEW VORTEX NEWS CHANNEL.
WHERE WE TYPE TRIPE AND YOU READ IT. .

Up-date:In a sensational twist the police again arrested Ms.Calleharnemark

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.Apparently its all been a staged publicity stunt to launch Ms.Calleharnemark new cosmetic range Purple Hair.Police later released Ms.Calleharnemark who will appear in court at a later date charged for police obstruction.On her release Ms.Calleharnemark asked for her photo's but red faced police had to admit that the photo's have been stolen .

Up-date:Robo-dog was released onto the world-wide vortex-wars today for trail runs.

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This pooch might look cute but to cyber-cheats its deadly.When asked about robo-dog officer Karen219 was reported to say the villians won't out-run this pooch.

Up-date: Newest member Ispitonyou

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Has been reported to moderator's for threatening to spit unless he was allowed to win.Mods found the players rattle and pacifier and quickly returned it to him.The player Ispitonyou was cautioned, later his mommy apologised to the vortex community.

News flashJohn joe stalker or troll, its enough to creep the most hardened player to know this demon lurks silently around.Shocking.Asking several players who wished to remain anonymous about this most said its frightening to know your every move maybe screen-shot by him.Another said he's trying to be a mod and is busy screen-shooting to prove his worth.Admin were unavailable for comment but did state modship is not a light matter only dilegent players get asked.Also a mysterious player asked Lopdo for a dragon race free , the stern response was a definite NO.

Latest bulletin: Is Guest77 a victim of mis-spelling on the alphabet order by the A.I. that runs the lobby or being persecuted for his pop-ups on several threads where pop-ups are killed.This newbie has a lost feeling for being at the bottom all the time.This reporter feels the A.I. has it in for the player,this player even has premium account but the A.I. is adamant that guests stay at the bottom, this is shocking news to the player who fights and dies so bravely.
All this reporter can say A.I. Blow a fuse you outdated hardware.

This is Ken O' Brien saying good night all you spammers.

Remember don't get killed - kill first.

PS. please pm me if you feel any offence , this is a joke newspaper.

[Guest77]

[calleharnemark]

About me... why would that get me arrested?

[Vortex_Master]

:lol:

It actually made it!

[Guest77]

It actually made it!

Actually laughed at it

[highlander]

Fifth Copy.
THE NEW VORTEX NEWS CHANNEL.
WHERE WE TYPE MEANINGLESS WORDS AND THE INSANE READ IT.

Up-date:Our most out-standing reporter has been reported missing.Joshua -

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(sorry but our sketch-artist is on holiday)Joshua was sent to Colombia to cover a story.He was last seen wearing his lucky D.E.A. cap and union-jack T-shirt in down-town Bogota,local police have been very helpful in not finding him.Joshua is a true reporter covering stories from,Yemen,Aden,Argentina,siberria and china.This brave reporter ventures where we tell him but some-how (god knows how) always comes back.His next assignment was ivory smugglers in deep deep deepest africa.
Up-date:Strange anomaly or just coicidence.But this reporter watched as eerily the whole lobby turned green -Frightening stuff.Our news team on hand caught the whole image(sadly they had no film in the camera).I approached a non-green player and asked him.The player clearly shaken told me - its the same most nights they appear like ghouls from nowhere its frightening , players disappear just to re-appear green.You can't say anything or you'll end up like them - the Undead, the night stalkers full of insomnia.Later that night i saw the same player , sadly i was too late , he was green they had got him.This reporter will have to find out this strange anomaly and find the men of gold again.
Up-date:This strange magical army of The Knights , this reporter must find out the truth, where did it come from.I approached Mr.Beatlesfan to ask a few questions , he replied this army will stand and has great potential.But when asked how he got so many Mr.Beatlesfan got a little stressed and said thats Highlander's department , i'll go and get him but i thanked Mr.Beatlesfan saying i had another story to cover , after beating a hasty retreat and remembering what happened to jennings, i re-covered enough to know theres more to this story.And just where does Arms and Merc dealer come into it all.
News-Flash: Just moments ago this channel recieved a second class paid package, sorry to say news readers it was frightening to open and the contents more frightening.Inside was a D.E.A cap

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and

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beach towel with a ransom note.The note read pay 50 war-coins or we will return him.Scary news players so we need donations to pay this ransom, a man and whole community are on there seats at this out-come.
Up-date:The New Vortex News Channel competition is hotting up with two enteries so far.Remember the grand prize of 5 war-coins(check not to be cashed till 2525) is up for grabs.


This is Ken O'Brien saying keep gaming .
Kill a Troll a Day makes you Happy.




ps. This is a send up of vortex and not a direct insult , if offended ,please pm and i'll remove.

[calleharnemark]

That pic seems familiar. Highlander where did you find that? I wonder where it is from?

[highlander]

That pic seems familiar. Highlander where did you find that? I wonder where it is from?

I googled purple hair hentai girl or was it anime , one of those.

[calleharnemark]

That pic seems familiar. Highlander where did you find that? I wonder where it is from?

I googled purple hair hentai girl or was it anime , one of those.

Hentai is just the japanese word for perverted and it's clearly anime style drawing so could be both. Thanks.

[highlander]

Sixth copy.
THE NEW VORTEX NEWS CHANNEL.
WHERE A TEAM OF PROFESSIONALS GET PAID TO TYPE CRAP.
(since when did we get paid)
Up-date:-TROLLS

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Cute loveable lucky mascots or hideous monsters like john joe or worse.

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This infection has spread and mutated to guests , once a peaceful shy creature has become a snarling beast.The spread of trolls across vortex world has troubled Admin,with little more than a bannishment sword, the trolls thrive .Admin sent for there greatest Warlock to solve the troll problem but yet the grey wizard Techgump has not answered.It only leaves a few warriors to stem this disease but one by one the warriors have fallen.
Up-date:-The eerie green plague has seemed to be halted for the moment , maybe these beasts only venture out during that dreaded time -The School Holidays .But be fearful warriors every term these beasts grow in number.Garlic, silver-bullets are of no use , the only weapon these beasts fear is day-light.So be watchful friends and watch the setting sun and the fog.
Up-date:-The Forum Tournement , 64 brave souls took to this challenge but as the Semi-Finals near closure only four will remain.Which four have endured the weeks of boredom and teeth-biting stress to reach this far.Asking the previous champion Ratburntro44 , its all to do with stamina and constant posts of depth and knowledge.These guys have all posted greatly but some have more depth and meaning to the poor souls that read it,but theres those that try so much that they break-down or just too much that they break the rules and spam it.There you have it from a great champ post and post good to win the forum championship but over post and your disqualified.We asked a player who wishes to remain anonymous, i really wanted that trophy but the urge over took me and i needed a post then another post but before i knew it i was posting 20 a day, some of my posts were just LOL and +1 anything to get a post.Sadly i got caught an disqualified , hopefully my deed will be a warning to future forum contenders post but be safe.
Up-date:-The long awaited K.O.Cup will it or won't it ever happen.Already delayed by vacations,measles,hang-overs and granny visiting.Will this new contest get under-way.Asking Ryankill he stated that things are in place now , clearly i'm up-set about the delays.When asked for a start he said Friday.Sadly out of the ten clans registered as clans only four submitted teams.This is shocking as Aboad2 cried so hard for his clans register and now can't get a one team of two players , so sad.
News-Flash:-Ms.Calleharnemark

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has broken her engagement with Justin Beiber.Asked why she broke her engagement Ms.Calleharnemark said clearly that twerp can't b###dy sing any more than i can.All this reporter can say is the hair looks great Cate.
Up-date:-We here at Bad News are sadden to close our competion for a new banner.We would have split that great prize with the only two enteries but our chief editor falsified the check then cashed the war-coins in and drank it all.Now its up to this reporter to legally recompense Mr.Lopdo's generous check of 5 war-coins , looks like i'll have to work another year at this desk to pay it back.

Well this is Ken O'Briensaying good riddance.

Remember killing a Troll a day saves vortex world.


PS: If offended i'll change or remove said made up statement , just pm me.