by royalblue » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:43 am
Since you obviously don't accept reality, I will try to make things easier. (and to the rest of you, don't take it as more than a joke)
The first thing is that you are right in believing that reality is fake. All of this is a lie centered around vortexwars. And on that note, I think I will call you 'Neo'.
Anyway, the important thing is that lopdo is your enemy, he has manipulated the world for centuries. And at this very moment, he sits in watch over his army of slaves, forcing them to roll little dice to simulate war in this terrible game.
But why create this game? You see, we here are the chosen ones meant to overthrow lopdo, he plans to keep us forever occupied in this dark vortex.
But it is also his greatest weakness, as it has become the focal point of the universe. I will train you to beat him. (cue music)
I honestly don't remember why I decided to type everything in blue.