Departing

I am leaving town for two weeks (starting tomorrow)... and likely will not be online at all for this period of time. This means:
a) your most beloved moderator will not be available. Don't cry
b) no one will be here to beat you down like I do.
c) Darkas will have to argue with himself.
d) this is your opportunity to surpass me as the highest rank holder, lol
(that is a straight up challenge... I dare you to try)
e) also your opportunity to conspire behind my back against my return to greatness in two weeks.
Good luck! I will see you on Dec 1st.
a) your most beloved moderator will not be available. Don't cry

b) no one will be here to beat you down like I do.

c) Darkas will have to argue with himself.

d) this is your opportunity to surpass me as the highest rank holder, lol

e) also your opportunity to conspire behind my back against my return to greatness in two weeks.

Good luck! I will see you on Dec 1st.