Momma's Boys Clan (Closed Forever)

[ThatsMyBoy]

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This is your last chance to be a part of history and join Momma's Boys Clan.

We are declaring everyone in the clan an adult and kicking them out on their own on Sunday, September 22. We are choosing that day because it is the first day of the new season and time to start anew.

Whoever is in the clan on that day will get a ham sandwich, an apple, a bottle of fresh spring water, a backpack, 3 sets of clean underwear, and a hug as you finally come of age and get a place of your own.

One new rule is made for joining this clan: You must be entertaining. Anyone who wants to have fun and become an adult on September 22 is welcome to join.

Make us smile.

[>(FM)<]

WTF YOU MAKE GUEST SPIDERPIG BUT NOT ME?,
AND WTF I'M A HOUSE PET?
...
Wait why do i care?
O.o
Heheh, wait i could take advantage of this moment
But how ...

[Drone6o3]

Psst... pee on the carpet... she can't do anything because she hasn't trained you yet

Just don't do it after you get trained or you will get sprayed with the sprits'd bottle of death and moist

[>(FM)<]

Psst... pee on the carpet... she can't do anything because she hasn't trained you yet

Just don't do it after you get trained or you will get sprayed with the sprits'd bottle of death and moist

O.O
That may just work
*pees on carpet*
*poops on the stairs*
*falls asleep sprawled across someones bed, i wounder who's?*

[Guest77]

Psst... pee on the carpet... she can't do anything because she hasn't trained you yet

Just don't do it after you get trained or you will get sprayed with the sprits'd bottle of death and moist

O.O
That may just work
*pees on carpet*
*poops on the stairs*
*falls asleep sprawled across someones bed, i wounder who's?*

She's going to neuter you.

[neoexdeath]

Psst... pee on the carpet... she can't do anything because she hasn't trained you yet

Just don't do it after you get trained or you will get sprayed with the sprits'd bottle of death and moist

O.O
That may just work
*pees on carpet*
*poops on the stairs*
*falls asleep sprawled across someones bed, i wounder who's?*

She's going to neuter you.

Nah, I'd better use a Nullifier to lock him between 2 planes of existence. This way he's unable to do anything on either planes.

[chris1726354]

O.O
That may just work
*pees on carpet*
*poops on the stairs*
*falls asleep sprawled across someones bed, i wounder who's?*

She's going to neuter you.

Nah, I'd better use a Nullifier to lock him between 2 planes of existence. This way he's unable to do anything on either planes.

Seems a bit over-kill.

[Drone6o3]

>(FM)<

Getting neutered isn't all bad... you get to have sex all you want without 0 chance of getting the bi*** pregnant.

P.S. Bi*** means female dog... I was not implying all girls are wh**es

[ThatsMyBoy]

Front page updated.

>(FM)< is currently in his crate on orders of the vet. He doesn't want him to "open up the cut in such a sensitive spot".

We will let him out to play on Tuesday. I plan to leave the mess and rub his nose in it though.

[Drone6o3]

No O_O You have to do it immediately after it is done or he doesn't know why he's being punished...

He will look at the last thing he did was bad and will then not only associate his cage with restriction, but also something bad!
you know, like possible getting smacked and having 2 day old animal feaces shoved into his face